XLube - Poudre Lubrifiant

Danger this stuff is slippery, like if it could be made into a solid you could put on the bottoms of you feet and ice skate on asphalt. Weirdly stringy, the cheese pull on this stuff is measured feet not inches. Dunk an appendage into a vat of XLube and walk away five meters and you will still be attached to the source. The only bad but not bad thing about Xlube is the fact its so durable, what ever you put this on stays lubed. Awesome while using it to penetrate your orifices, as even as it dries is becomes a just as slick jelley, but clean up is a disaster. Nothing can clean this stuff up quickly, after my first use trying to clean this stuff off the toys I used and my body was a chore. After mixing it does not dissolve in water easily, so my getting in the shower soaping, up scrubbing, only spread spider webs of this stuff from my hole to all over my body. The soap bar was covered in ropes lube that made it more slippery that **** on gold tooth. The normal 15 minute clean up shower took three times as long. As they say nothing is perfect, Xlube may be the perfect lube but damn is a **** to clean up. 9 out of 10 would highly recommend just be ready clean up a Chernobyl sized mess.

The wife and I have been looking for a better lube for years and this seems to be it. We've literally tried everything except for powder lines and I chose this one for the purity. Took about a month to arrive here in America but holy cow was it worth the wait. Hands down the best, smoothest, longest lasting and NON- sticky lube ever. as soon as it dries there's absolutely nothing there. Didn't even have to shower after we did the do. If you're thinking about it, just order it already and enjoy.

Wonderful!!

Best lube I’ve ever used, great for fisting and big toy play.

It's by far the best lube I've tried. Easiest to prepare and reasonably priced.