Danger this stuff is slippery, like if it could be made into a solid you could put on the bottoms of you feet and ice skate on asphalt. Weirdly stringy, the cheese pull on this stuff is measured feet not inches. Dunk an appendage into a vat of XLube and walk away five meters and you will still be attached to the source. The only bad but not bad thing about Xlube is the fact its so durable, what ever you put this on stays lubed. Awesome while using it to penetrate your orifices, as even as it dries is becomes a just as slick jelley, but clean up is a disaster. Nothing can clean this stuff up quickly, after my first use trying to clean this stuff off the toys I used and my body was a chore. After mixing it does not dissolve in water easily, so my getting in the shower soaping, up scrubbing, only spread spider webs of this stuff from my hole to all over my body. The soap bar was covered in ropes lube that made it more slippery that **** on gold tooth. The normal 15 minute clean up shower took three times as long. As they say nothing is perfect, Xlube may be the perfect lube but damn is a **** to clean up. 9 out of 10 would highly recommend just be ready clean up a Chernobyl sized mess.
The wife and I have been looking for a better lube for years and this seems to be it. We've literally tried everything except for powder lines and I chose this one for the purity. Took about a month to arrive here in America but holy cow was it worth the wait. Hands down the best, smoothest, longest lasting and NON- sticky lube ever. as soon as it dries there's absolutely nothing there. Didn't even have to shower after we did the do. If you're thinking about it, just order it already and enjoy.
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Best lube I’ve ever used, great for fisting and big toy play.
It's by far the best lube I've tried. Easiest to prepare and reasonably priced.
This lube is great - I mix it in a sports bottle and shoot it wherever I need it - I love that!
The ability to mix it thicker or slicker is also perfect, literally can’t say enough good about this stuff - and it’s glycerin and paraben free which is great for my sensitive skin ❤️
I literally won’t buy any other lube ever. I rarely even **** with any other lube because I always bring my own 🤣
I have used A LOT of different lubes over the years for all types of play, including big toys and fisting, and Xlube is definitely the best! The cost for gallons is incredibly affordable and I love that it is in powder form!
I know the information talks about not keeping it too long in case of spoilage, but I have been keeping it in a 16oz semi clear plastic shampoo type bottle you get in the bulk section that I just keep out of direct sunlight and it has never gone bad before its empty, which has been well over a month.
Great stuff!
This is one of the best lubes I have used for play. The negative about the product is you need to plan your play since you need a minimum of 30 minutes to make it. I found that it’s good for about 1 week then I make a fresh batch. The issue is it gets kind of watery after a week. If you shake it during that week it is then useable. I put it in a 32 oz pump for ease. It’s cool that it is shipped directly from Germany. A small bottle will go a long way. Yes you can find cheaper lube on the market. You want find a better lube.
Exactly what I paid for. They also included a few sweet gifts like stickers, gummy bears, and an X pin. :) Also, easy-open packaging.
Incredible! Adjustable texture, makes 20 liters, won’t stain, odorless and flavorless. Cleans up easily. Most importantly, it works better than anything. Love it
2 caps and warm water worked wonders! The viscosity and thickness is up to your preference. This product is amazing can last and give the slick you need for deeper and bigger FFUN!
This was my first time using XLube, and everything I’ve heard/read is true. It’s amazing stuff.
Makes so much with out much effort and the final product feels amazing 10/10 will purchase again
First time buyer and user. This lube is excellent for fisting. Long lasting and so smooth. Would highly recommend this. Had the best party featuring Xlube.
It works well, if not a bit stringy which is to be expected and probably lessens with getting your own recipe down.
The only problem I really have is with the measurement. They say one cap full per 8 oz but there is an inner and outer cap and there is no way to pour it without making a mess.
Only improvements to make is possibly add a fill here line/some form of accurate manufacturer suggestions on measurement, and possibly some form of spout or extra small funnel in order to easy pouring.
Otherwise, amazing lube once made
Good on toys and lets them last longer, super slick and not sticky, 10/10
Exactly what I was hoping for and at a large volume from a small bottle. Also really quick shipping because the lube is shipped as a powder. Exactly as advertised. The lubricant is really smooth and slippery which is what I needed to get quickly into silicone suits for filming. I was also happy about the small Haribo bag that was shipped along which was a nice bonus.
It’s been two weeks and I’ve paid for DHL. Huge disappointment, haven’t updated in days .It came it’s great
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It’s long lasting, cost efficient, effective, and easy to make. Once you find a good bottle to contain it in, there’s no need to use any other lube. It doesn’t taste amazing but most lube doesn’t. Recommend a pump bottle with wide nozzle, similar to the ones La Roche Posay use for their cleansers.
A millionaire could go broke using store jellies that aren't even any good. Compared to XLube, any other gel feels like an open transmission gear box filled with beach sand.
What's more, and by more, I mean More, is that one xlube bottle makes a ludicrous amount. I've been using this stuff numerous times daily for years now, and I've consumed only 2 full and 1 partial bottles in all that time. This amount of xlube would have cost $1854 buying ky at walmart. Don't just get it, stock up! It doesn't go bad, and i want to make sure this amazing stuff continues to be available for forever.
I'm having a great time fine tuning the mixture: 20oz room temp distilled water, 3 xlube caps(flat, level) mix occasionally, letting it sit for about 24-48 hours. BONKERS 🤪😜😉🫠🥰
Hot water breaks down the lube, cold water doesn't mix right until it's warm, and hard(dirty, chlorinated, etc) water really affects the end result.
TL;DR - A necessary staple to being alive in this human body. No comparable alternate. 🤯